New England Dad With Mullet & Air Monarchs Loses His Mind When Asked How To Microwave a Turkey

Thanksgiving might be the best holiday of them all.

Football, food, booze, all day. Rinse. Repeat. Coma.

If you can think back to two years ago, you’ll probably remember much simpler times when people would text their parents “how long do you microwave a turkey in the microwave?” then film the reactions.

Kids watching their parents lose their minds over a ridiculous question like that… it’s become a classic Thanksgiving prank over the years.

However, one dad’s reaction still reigns supreme over them all. Legitimately, one of my top five favorite things about Thanksgiving… this video.

This dad rocking a mullet with the Air Monarchs and his head nearly exploding all come together with a synergy that’s off the charts. The hair, the shoes, the outrage in that thick New England accent… it’s the trifecta.

I love the attempt to calm himself down by telling his daughter “you thar it out,” you don’t cook it.

This guys is the epitome of dad energy, however, I was worried about his blood pressure though…

“I’m callin’ Frankie, we’re deep fryin’ the fuckin’ turkey and that’s how it’s gonna be. PERIOD.”

I gotta know… who’s Frankie though?

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock