The Top New Year’s Resolutions That You’ll Probably Make, But Won’t Keep

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I’ve never made a New Year’s Resolution in my entire life and I don’t plan to start.

Why do you need to wait until the beginning of the year to better your life? The whole “new year, new me” thing? Gimme a break, you’ll be the same, pizza-eating, binge drinking, “you” by February… if you’re lucky. The really motivated Type-A folks might make it to March… congrats, you still got sucked in to a stupid yearly fad and failed.

Successfully or not, plenty of people still make them every year and according to Statista, these are some of the most popular.

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You 32% that don’t plan on making any, you’re my kind of people.

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