On their perpetual mission to make America drunk again, Applebee’s is keeping the blackout train rolling next month with a festive new, Jolly Rancher inspired cocktail, the Dollar Jolly. This past month, Applebees featured their $2 Dilly Dilly Bid Light special, but let’s be honest, a $2 Bud Light just doesn’t have the same ring to it as the Dollar Jolly.
Between their new “Bigger, Bolder Grill Combos” for $12.99 and these new Dollar Jollys at a buck a piece, you can get the whole family smashed at an Applebee’s Christmas dinner for about $50 bucks.
“We created a drink to help spread the cheer as friends and loved ones gather together during the holidays,” said Patrick Kirk, vice president of beverage innovation at Applebee’s. “The DOLLAR JOLLY embodies the holiday spirit: joy, delight and good times. Oh, and vodka too.”
Sounds great Pat, but all I heard was “dollar,” and that’s good enough for me.