11 Reasons Chick-fil-A Is The Only Boyfriend You’ll Ever Need

Men, men, men…

Why do we put up with them so much, if we don’t have to? I think we sometimes forget that food can fill a void in our lives.

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For example, our heart can be full from Chick-fil-A. In most cases, Chick-fil-A is better than a man because it..

11. …can’t break your heart.

Well scientifically, too much fried chicken is not necessarily great for your heart, but you know what I’m trying to say.

10. … never disappoints.

There will be no wondering how great Chick-fil-A is going to be. You’re always guaranteed a bomb meal.


9. … lets you win every argument.

It shuts up and lets you win the fight.

8. …gets along with all of your friends.

You don’t have to worry whether or not your friends are going to like it. People always love a chicken sandwich.

7. …has nice buns.

I mean, have you seen their golden, toasted, buttery buns? They’re life changing.

6. …always lets you make the plans.

It will go with you to anywhere you want to go, literally.


5. …never judges you.

No matter how many times you come back for more, it makes no comments.


4. …hits the spot every time.

I won’t elaborate on this one.

3. …costs way less than any man.

Chick-fil-A never expects anything from me in return.

2. …always smells good.

You no longer have to go out and find a cologne that you like. There’s nothing like the smell of fried chicken.

1. …doesn’t cheat on you.

You actually have a choice in whether or not you’d like to share your food.


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