If you don’t watch Bar Rescue, you’re missing some of the best TV in our country’s history.
Jon Taffer is a God, and Sunday wouldn’t be the same without him. His reactions are cranked up to 11, consistently, and can perfectly describe your alcohol-filled weekend with country music…
When someone says they don’t like Kip Moore.

When someone asks me how many Old Fashioneds I’m going to have…

When my friend suggest shots of whiskey at 5pm.

When you realize you can’t drink like you used to.
When you’re DJing the pregame and someone tries to change the song.

When a bar charges $9 for a shot of Fireball.

When a guy tells me he doesn’t like Eric Church.

When I wake up and look at what I spent the night before.
