According to police reports, a Minnesota man was arrested after his wife was found dead. The cause? A sex and meth-fueled, heavy metal death party.
Duane Johnson, (The Rock, LOL) 58, called 911 on Thursday morning to report that his wife, Debra, 69, was dead. When police arrived on the scene, Johnson came out of his house naked, then ran back inside where deputies found him in a bathtub.
He claimed that his wife didn’t want to die in a nursing home so he checked her out, and together they had a “death party.” The couple did a lot of crystal meth, rocked out to 1980s metal band Quiet Riot and had sex in the hours before she died. Since she was unable to eat or drink, Johnson fed her snow to keep her hydrated. “Death Parade God Hell” was written on the front door.
He was charged with criminal neglect and receiving stolen property, with bail set at $250,000.
Funny, this is how I always imagined Keith Richards going out, but still, you can kind of sympathize with someone that doesn’t want to die in a nursing home. Some people like to end it on their own, bat-shit crazy, highly illegal, rockstar-like terms.
Unfortunately, in the good state of Minnesota, that’s not your call to make…
Duane looks happy though.
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