The 35 Best Old Lady Names a Young Woman Can Have

Sometimes you see a name and go, shit, I thought that was extinct for people my age.

More specifically, names that make a 25-year-old woman seem like she was going to knit you a hat, or make chicken dumplings. I started thinking, what “old lady names” elicit this reaction, and I came up with 35 real deal old lady names, and ranked them.

So, where my Debras at!?

35. RHONDA

34. NANCY

33. VIVIAN

32. ALICE

31. DEBRA

30. BETTY

29. DOROTHY

28. BRENDA

27. ELLEN

26. LILLIAN

25. JUNE

24. HELEN

23. LUCY

22. MARSHA

21. MURIEL

20. NORMA

19. ROSEANNE

18. SHIRLEY

17. CHRISTI

16. LINDA

15. TRACEY

14. SANDRA

13. JUDY

12. MELINDA

11. SUSAN

10. SHERYL

9. LISA

8. SYLVIA

7. RUTH

6. EDITH

5. GRACE

4. KATHY

3. ANN (add the “a” for “Anna” and you’re good)

2. CAROL

1. BARBARA

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