Guy Blacks Out On Four Lokos, Steals Boat, Crashes Boat, Wakes Up On Beach Wearing Someone Else’s Shorts

Man, this guys likes to party. And, NO surprise here that this story comes to us from Florida.

According to WFTV, A 20-year-old man was arrested Saturday in Daytona Beach, FL after he allegedly stole a boat from a marina that later crashed into Daytona Beach with no one aboard, the Daytona Beach Police Department said. Investigators said Jonathan Race allegedly broke into Daytona Marina & Boat Works shortly before 4:45 a.m. Saturday, rummaged through two vessels, left belongings strewn across the boatyard and stole a 36-foot boat named Ethel Jeanne.

The boat later plowed into a beach at full-speed, but Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officers said no one was aboard the vessel.

Police said they met up with Race at a Port Orange home and interviewed him on the porch, where he told investigators that the last thing he remembered was drinking a couple 4 Loko drinks at a 7-Eleven across from the marina.

Race told investigators that he had “blacked out” and was “rather drunk” and was “just making stupid decisions,” the report said. He told investigators that the only thing he knows is that he woke up on the shore in Daytona Beach and walked home to Port Orange.

Detectives said they asked Race if he noticed that he wasn’t wearing any shorts, but he said he woke up wearing a pair of blue shorts that didn’t belong to him.

Race was booked into the Volusia County Jail on grand theft and burglary charges. He was being held in lieu of a combined $8,500 bond.

Wow – let’s rundown the highlights here.

1. Blacks out on Four Lokos like it’s 2008.

2. Steals boat. Then, crashes boat.

3. “Just making stupid decisions.”

4. Woke up on the shore.

5. Wasn’t wearing any shorts.

6. Says he actually woke up wearing blue shorts that weren’t his.

The Lokos will get you.

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