Four Loko Now Has Shots Aaaaaand I Just Puked In My Mouth

I don’t think I’ve ever had to be carried home drunk, other than that one time in Panama City Beach after a couple 7 Four Lokos.

If I smell the stuff now, my body goes into convulsions. It’s like drinking liquid metal mixed with cough medicine. But, I have good news! They’re releasing SHOTS!

Apple Pie, Cinnamon, and Lemon Drop. Only the good stuff.

12145166_426143130914226_219421988_n

11910060_1053099531375852_1622115245_n

Stay up to speed here.

If you’ll be drinking it, good luck, and God bless.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.