Four Loko Now Has Shots Aaaaaand I Just Puked In My Mouth

I don’t think I’ve ever had to be carried home drunk, other than that one time in Panama City Beach after a couple 7 Four Lokos.

If I smell the stuff now, my body goes into convulsions. It’s like drinking liquid metal mixed with cough medicine. But, I have good news! They’re releasing SHOTS!

Apple Pie, Cinnamon, and Lemon Drop. Only the good stuff.



Stay up to speed here.

If you’ll be drinking it, good luck, and God bless.

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