Man, I still have a hard time wrapping my head around this one.
For as vile as a place as the internet can be, every so often, it graces you with a timeless classic.
And with deer season upon us, there’s no better time to revisit this one, coming to us from the fall of 2019 in Long Island, New York.
The video just has everything you want in a classic viral video… laughter, anger, confusion, thick Long Island accents, a dad with a very punchable face… just a whirlwind of emotion.
According to the New York Post, the hunter was scoping out a wooded area near this neighborhood, when he was confronted by a father and son who were PISSED.
Roll the tape:
It’s unclear if he had harvested a deer or not, it doesn’t seem like he did yet, but with the kid crying like a wimp, he might have one… who knows? It’s not really the even the point of the story.
The foul-mouthed 13 year old brat with shit for brains starts yelling at the hunter, and even hits his car with his hockey stick. Our hunter remains calm and collected, and in a very reasonable manner, rationally explains that he’s going to eat the deer that he kills.
You can see the look of utter confusion on the face of the kid… I mean, the kids head is in a blender.
The dad even claps back with an indignant, “you’re not going to eat it.”
Not going to eat it? Are you seriously that stupid? The answer is yes, yes he is that stupid…
A quick lesson on conservation and the poor quality of the factory farmed meat you buy in the grocery store and you can see both of their heads spinning right off their shoulders.
Dad sarcastically calls him a hero, the spoiled-brat kid continues to cuss him out, dad calls the police… it’s complete chaos. Ignorant anti-hunting lunacy at its finest.
Eventually, the Department of Environmental Conservation shows up and confirms that he’s well within his rights to hunt there.
Moral of the story? Stupid people raise stupid kids. And yes, deer hunting helps control animal populations, raise money to help the environment, and provide people QUALITY food to eat.
Clearly, these people have no idea where the meat they buy at Trader Joes comes from…
Oh, and maybe find a different sport to play kid.
That toilet-paper soft, whine when you don’t get your way, throw a temper tantrum about something that you don’t understand, type of bullshit attitude isn’t going to cut it on the ice, kid.
I’m reminded of this classic scene from My Cousin Vinny.