The statement includes a website (thelastresort.biz) and phone number (512-648-6364) for the Hotel.
For investigative purposes, I gave the number a dial and was greeted with a voice message saying something to the extent of “For all bookings, please visit our website thelastresort.biz. All Terms and Conditions apply.”
The website itself is just one page with an “Under Construction” watermark across a early 2000’s infomercial-like screen.
Leave is to Midland to give us details on new music, yet leave us more confused than when we started…