These Snake Skin Cowboy Boot Roller Skates Are For Winners Only

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Small town thrift shows are a gold mine. Look closely, and you just might find the sexiest set of wheels that ever done existed. I’ve never seen such meticulous handy work.

Fucking stunning.

You have to have a certain level of “I’m good, and I know I’m good” to wear these, and pull ’em off. Snake skin cowboy boot roller skates are for winners only. Can you pull them off? Can you really, though? Probably not.

The perfect spring day drinking attire…

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A beer bottle on a dock