Rather than talking you off the ledge here, McDonald’s is happy to serve you up a big bag of nothing for the cool fee of 99 cents. Psh, anything to make a buck these days.
You know what I miss? When you go on some rogue a la carte order and the cashier says “how ’bout we make that a number 2 with a McChicken on the side and then we’ll just add an extra small fry. You get more food and it saves you $1.29.” God bless that guy, we need more like him.