The Top 34 Old Lady Names A Young Lady Can Have

Back in the day when I would dabble in dating apps like Tinder and Bumble I noticed weird things. One of which was names.

More specifically, names that made a 25-year-old seem like she was going to knit you a hat, or make chicken dumplings. I started thinking, what “old lady names” elicit this reaction, and I came up with 34 high octane mature AF names, and ranked them.

So, where my Debras at!?

34. NANCY

33. VIVIAN

32. ALICE

31. DEBRA

30. BETTY

29. DOROTHY

28. BRENDA

27. ELLEN

26. LILLIAN

25. JUNE

24. HELEN

23. LUCY

22. MARSHA

21. MURIEL

20. NORMA

19. ROSEANNE

18. SHIRLEY

17. CHRISTI

16. LINDA

15. TRACEY

14. SANDRA

13. JUDY

12. MELINDA

11. SUSAN

10. SHERYL

9. LISA

8. SYLVIA

7. RUTH

6. ROXIE

5. GRACE

4. KATHY

3. ANN (add the “a” for “Anna” and we’re good)

2. CAROL

1. BARBARA

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