Meanwhile, in Australia…
People think that anything that is fuzzy and hops around is cute and cuddly. Not true.
Kangaroos are jacked out their mind, roid raged, mixed martial arts beasts of the Outback. I mean, look at this thing. When he not’s busy ripping phone books in half and bench pressing a small car, this little fella is boxing other roos, or you know, just casually leaning back on its tail sipping a protein shake so it can literally kick your guts out with the sharp claws on its incredibly powerful feet.
Word to the wise, don’t fuck with kangaroos people.