And while it’s great to have sports back this year, and fans back ins stadiums, lately I find myself aimlessly puttering through YouTube watching dads beat the shit out of each other during youth sports.
There’s just something about grown men throwing hands over a bunch of nine-year-olds playing with a ball that’s wildly entertaining.
You might remember this video from 2018 where a bunch of corn-fed hosses in Virginia started throwing haymakers after a pee wee football game, setting a wonderful example for the youngsters.
Just textbook degenerate behavior doing this during the post-game handshake. Classic!
And while everybody loves to laugh at a good dad brawl, it gets no better than drunk dads scrapping on the golf course.
I’m good for maybe one round a year, and even then it’s pretty much just an excuse to drink beer, recklessly zip around in a golf cart, and hang with the boys.
And every so often, I land a miracle shot right on the green and I think to myself, even if only for a second, “I’m pretty good, this is fun.” And I go back to playing like hot garbage all over again.
That being said, I was always under the impression golf was a gentleman’s game. Fancy country clubs, dress codes… a certain level of decorum was necessary and, to be honest, that’s kind of why I always stayed away.
But I was wrong. BOY, was I wrong.
One quick search through YouTube and there are dozens and dozens of golf course brawl videos… and they’re HILARIOUS.