Get The Whole Family Sloshed This Christmas With A Punch Bowl Of Jingle Juice

Studies show that drinking alcohol is the best way to get along with your annoying family this holiday season, and here, in 2020… post-election, with a global pandemic going on… you’re gonna need A LOT to drink.

Enter Jingle Juice.

Easy to make, easier to drink… guaranteed to have the whole family trashed just in time for an extremely awkward game of Cards Against Humanity.

Here’s what to do:


4 c. Cran-Apple Juice
2 bottles red moscato
1 bottle prosecco
1/2 c. vodka
2 c. frozen cranberries
1/3 c. mint leaves
1/2 c. sugar, for rimming glasses
2 limes, sliced into rounds


1. Using a wedge of lime, wet the rim of your glasses. Dip in sugar until coated.

2. Combine all ingredients in a punch bowl, stir together and serve.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock