Everything Coming To (And Leaving) Netflix In January

Damm Netflix, we’re not even halfway through December yet…

Maybe it’s because their current lineup pretty much sucks. I mean, I tried to find a good Christmas movie last night, and would even settle for an incredibly cheesy one, but was basically left with The Grinch, Love Actually, and a dozen Netflix Originals that all look worse than a Hallmark Original. And, even though I haven’t trusted Netflix since they got rid of Friday Night Lights (the show, not the movie), I still like to look at the list of what’s coming next month.

January fucking sucks. Chicago is a frozen hell, the gym is crowded with all these New Year’s resolution people, and the whole “new year, new me” shit will inevitably fade by Groundhog Day. That being said, there’s not much else to do but sit home and watch Netflix, so here’s what you have to look forward to.

What’s Coming

Jan. 1

A Series Of Unfortunate Events: Season 3
Across the Universe
Babel
Black Hawk Down
City of God
COMEDIANS of the world
Definitely, Maybe
Godzilla
Happy Feet
Hell or High Water
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
It Takes Two
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jersey Boys
Mona Lisa Smile
Mr. Bean’s Holiday
Pan’s Labyrinth
Pinky Malinky
Pulp Fiction
Swingers
Tears of the Sun
The Addams Family
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
The Dark Knight
The Departed
The Mummy
The Mummy Returns
The Strangers
Tidying Up with Marie Kondo
Watchmen
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XXX: State of the Union

Jan. 2

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Jan. 4

And Breathe Normally
Call My Agent!: Season 3
El Potro: Unstoppable
Lionheart

Jan. 9

GODZILLA The Planet Eater
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Jan. 10

When Heroes Fly

Jan. 11

Friends From College: Season 2
ReMastered: Massacre at the Stadium
Sex Education
Solo
The Last Laugh

Jan. 15

Revenger
Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry

Jan. 16

American Gangster

Jan. 17

American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace

Jan. 18

Carmen Sandiego
Close
FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened
GIRL
Grace and Frankie: Season 5
IO
Soni
The World’s Most Extraordinary Homes: Season 2 Part B
Trigger Warning with Killer Mike
Trolls: The Beat Goes On!: Season 5

Jan. 21

Justice

Jan. 24

Conversations with a Killer: The Ted Bundy Tapes
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

Jan. 25

Animas
Black Earth Rising
Club de Cuervos: Season 4
Kingdom
Medici: The Magnificent
Polar
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Part 2

Jan. 27

Z Nation: Season 5

Jan. 29

Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias: One Show Fits All
Marvel Studios’ Ant-Man and the Wasp

Jan. 30

Disney Pixar’s The Incredibles 2

What’s Leaving

Jan. 1

Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure
Blade
Blade II
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Catwoman
Face/Off
Finding Neverland
Friday Night Lights
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
I Am Ali
Interview with the Vampire
Into the Wild
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Kung Fu Panda
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Fifteenth Year
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Sixteenth Year
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Seventeenth Year
Like Water for Chocolate
Love Actually
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Marie Antoinette
Meet the Fockers
Meet the Parents
Million Dollar Baby
Monsters vs. Aliens
Mortal Kombat
Rent
Sharknado
Sharknado 2: The Second One
Sharknado 3
Sharknado: The 4th Awakens
Sharknado 5
The 6th Day
The Godfather
The Godfather: Part II
The Godfather: Part III
The Green Mile
The Iron Giant
The Princess Diaries
The Queen of the Damned
The Reaping
The Shining

Jan. 4

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

Jan. 13

It Follows

Jan. 14

Armageddon

Jan. 18

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Jan. 19

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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