O’Doul’s Is Trying To Get Me To Drink Non-Alcoholic Beer With Their Cool New Cans

A couple of cans on a table

I see you O’Doul’s, I see you coming a mile away…

I’ll be honest, I’ve never had a non-alcoholic beer in my life. Unless you’re in recovery, I don’t get the point.

A black coffee maker on a counter

O’Doul’s, the popular non-alcoholic beer of Anheuser-Busch, just redesigned their cans in effort to attract all the cool kids to start drinking their drunkless carb water. Instagram be damned, it’s just not going to happen.

At 13.3 grams of carbs, 70 calories, and the important one, 0.4 ABV, I might as well blend up a loaf of bread and some water and drink that, because that’s what you’re getting here. Your getting shitty beer, empty calories, and zero buzz. Even a Bud Light, also made by Anheuser-Busch, has only 6.6 grams of carbs. That’s half the carbs AND you’re getting that buzz that you’re looking for. If you don’t want to get drunk at all… drink water. Actually, just don’t even come to the bar.

I think Hank said it best…

“Why do we drink? To get drunk.”

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock