Report: Stupid People Treated For Putting Sunblock in Their Eyes During Eclipse

Stupid people. Stupid people everywhere.

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According to WCYB:

Nurse Practioner Trish Patterson told our sister station KRCR it usually takes 24 hours before people start noticing symptoms, including visual defects or blurriness.

Pain is not expected because there aren’t pain receptors in the retina.

Patterson said they treat looking directly into the sun the same as a welder’s flash.

So far, she said they haven’t had any patients with damage from looking at the eclipse, but they’ve had a few customers experience pain after they put sunscreen in their eye Monday since they did not have protective glasses.

“One of my colleagues at moonlight here stated yesterday that they had patients presenting at their clinic that put sunscreen on their eyeball, and presented that they were having pain and they were referred to an ophthalmologist,” Patterson said.

You can’t make this shit up.

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