Get a load of this guy.
Gotta give the man credit. Swinging for the fences.
According to WGN-TV, a suspected car thief said he was movie star Matthew McConaughey when Pennsylvania police found him Sunday attempting to steal a car.
When police got a call about suspicious activity, they allegedly found 46-year-old Troy Miller sitting in a resident’s car. When asked for identification, Miller would only tell officers he was the 48-year-old Oscar winner and star of the “Dallas Buyers Club.”
The cops weren’t fooled. Miller was arrested on charges of attempted theft of a motor vehicle, false identification to law enforcement authorities and loitering and prowling at night.
I mean, I kinda see it. Picture Matty going on a bender for the next 35 years, and boom, twins.