This Valentine’s Day, Give Her Flowers She Actually Wants, Pizza Roses

They say the way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach and that’s 100% true.

When you’re thinking about forking over $90 bucks for a dozen roses that are going to die in less than a week, don’t. Get her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day, pizza roses. That’s right, roses made out of pizza. They say happy wife, happy life, and as a 29 year old unmarried man, I think this is what they’re talking about.

Here’s what to do.