Draft Night, baby.
Alabama QB Bryce Young is a Carolina Panther and the #1 overall pick, CJ Stroud’s God-awful S2 Cognition Test didn’t tank his draft stock and he went #2 to the Houston Texans, and you almost feel bad for that banana peel-eating, mayo in his coffee-drinking, gunslinger from Kentucky, Will Levis.
He’s still waiting for his name to be called, and now, he’ll have to wait until Round 2…
But perhaps the biggest story of the night… okay, maybe not in the NFL, but definitely on Twitter, is Lukas Van Ness. Or rather, his old man.
Lukas, an Iowa linebacker, was drafted by the Green Bay Packers with the 13th overall pick, and his girlfriend, Frankie Kmet (Bears TE Cole Kmet’s sister) was on hand at the Van Ness house to celebrate the big night.
All sounds pretty normal for draft night, right?
Well… that was until Lukas got the call, the celebration ensued, and Lukas’ dad started slapping his girlfriend’s ass… twice.
See for yourself:
Dafuq?
And yeah, nothing gets past Twitter… they had a field day with it:
Of course, Michigan quarterback JJ McCarthy’s dad went viral for a similar creepy move during the Fiesta Bowl back on New Year’s Eve.
Yikes…
