Mom Has Mental Breakdown Over Son’s Tattoo, Tries Removing It With Paper Towel: “DON’T YOU EVER WANT A REAL JOB!?”

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Someone get mom some more wine NOW.

This hilarious clip on Twitter shows a distraught mom frantically trying to rub her son’s new tattoo off while having a mental breakdown.

Let’s just say mom is…old fashioned – she thinks you can’t have a “real” (whatever that means) job with a tattoo below your elbow.

Here’s some of the highlights…

“You really did not do that…why the F*CK WOULD YOU DO THAT?”

“WTF CONNOR IT’S BELOW YOUR ELBOW! DON’T YOU EVER WANT A REAL JOB!?”

“NOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD!” (as she tries to wipe off the tattoo with a paper towel)

“A SEASHELL!?”

“THIS SHIT’S GOTTA STOP. You’re gonna have children one day.”

“Do you want your sons to look like that?”

The son responds…“I mean, if they want to look like that.”

Well, said kid – here’s the video.

The best part might be when mom turns her attention to dad:

“Honey, how did you not react to that?”

Dad’s reaction:

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