Beards need oil.
You like Busch.
You need Busch Beer’d oil.
Today, Busch launched Busch Beer’d Oil, saying:
Your beard is great, but it’s missing a certain ingredient. Make it even burlier with Busch Beer’d oil, the world’s first beard oil infused with the rugged essence of BUSCH. Tag a friend who needs this in their life/beard.
Obviously, today is April 1st…April Fools…