Yeah that’s gotta be a cool feeling. This isn’t the first time Juszczyk has created a special article for a high-profile client, either. Turns out, she’s made pieces for other 49ers like Deebo Samuel and Brandon Aiyuk.
It’s a good thing Kristin Juszczyk can stand on her own two feet. Not like her bae — haven’t used that term in a while — went to Harvard, is exceptional at professional football and makes millions of dollars as a member of a perennial playoff team and a Super Bowl contender.
No but seriously, genuine hat tip to Kristin Juszczyk. Amazing work. And better yet, the Chiefs’ offense had struggled, and although Kelce endured some dropsie problems early on against the Dolphins, he got on track enough to record seven catches for 70 yards on 10 targets in frigid conditions where the windchill was well below zero.
Maybe the haters who say T. Swift is bad luck for Kelce or is cursing the Chiefs can read those numbers and weep. Joke’s on them. We might be onto something here. Everyone knows how superstitions can take hold in sports. This custom Kelce jacket could be the MacGuffin good luck charm Kansas City needs to snap out of its season-long funk and mount a legit defense of the Lombardi Trophy as reigning Super Bowl champs.
How about that two-day rest advantage for KC!? See what I’m saying? All the backlash taken out on hardcore Swifties will not last! Karma shall prevail! The Kelce jacket will be the stuff of legend!
Now leave me alone while I go drill my skull to oblivion on how to spell “Juszczyk” as effortlessly as I can rip off my man and fellow Miami University (Ohio) alum, Wally Szczerbiak. Never noticed before that they have the S-Z-C-Z” in common and it’s blowing my mind.