A couple things: If you’re not familiar with Mountain Brook, it’s a rich suburb of Birmingham, so it makes sense that somebody could have an urn sitting around that cost thousands of dollars but serves absolutely no purpose.
But more importantly: What was Connor hoping to accomplish? Did he think it would impress the ladies if he got into the vase? “Haha Connor got in an urn, he’s so funny, definitely husband material.”
No, this seems like a purely alcohol-infused bad decision.
But luckily all’s well that ends well, and ol’ Connor just wanted a cigarette and a Maker’s Mark when he got out.
Looks like a friend is trying to usher him into an Uber. Happy New Year everyone. Stay safe out there. Remember, decorative urns always look bigger from the outside.