GOOD LAWD HAVE MERCY.
Dolly Parton absolutely slayed every part of her Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving halftime performance, coming out dressed as aDallas Cowboys cheerleader (to the surprise and excitement of everyone), while singing hits like “Jolene” and “9 to 5,” in addition to a cover of the Queen hit “We Are The Champions” that was included on her just-released Rockstar album.
And at 77-years old, her body looked absolutely incredible in the iconic Dallas cheerleading uniform, and she once again proved why she is, quite literally, the queen of absolutely everything:
Once again, I repeat, this woman is a national treasure and may not actually be human:
Of course, since 1997, the Dallas Cowboys have hosted extravagant halftime shows over the holiday game as a way to kick off the Salvation Army’s Red Kettle Campaign with a bang, so to speak.
Some of the other greats that have performed in the past include country music icons like Randy Travis, Clint Black, Toby Keith, Luke Combs, and Carrie Underwood, but Dolly… I don’t think anyone’s ever gonna top that one.
And it’s safe to say, I think Mr. Tony Romo enjoyed the perfomance, too (and no, guys, don’t worry, she’s not actually getting a breast reduction anytime soon)…
