We all love spending time with our family on Thanksgiving, right? Just not TOO much time. If you’re anything like...
Thanksgiving
This is my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. You’ve probably seen the viral story over the years, but if not, here’s the...
It’s that time of year again. Time to gather round the Thanksgiving table with your family, pig out, and listen...
Classic dad moment right there. If you’re a parent you get it, if you’re a kid you get it, if...
Thanksgiving might be the best holiday of them all. Football, food, booze, all day. Rinse. Repeat. Coma. If you can...
Thanksgiving is right around the corner and that means one thing… Turkey dicks. Every year countless kids try to do...
There’s nothing better than some good ol’ Dallas Cowboys football on Thanksgiving. Unless you married into a family that watches...
Turkey trot? HARD pass… And look, if you’re the type to get up and a run of Thanksgiving, more power...
‘Tis the season. Whether it’s dads screaming at their kids about microwaving a turkey, kids thinking the neck is a...
The Dallas Cowboys are 2-5. They have what Green Bay knew in an inept head coach, the defense has given...
For some, this might be GREAT news. None of the family drama or bullshit to worry about – just you...
Is there a better Thanksgiving song that this? The answer is no. Happy Thanksgiving....
It’s that time of year again. Time to gather round the Thanksgiving table with your family, pig out, and listen...
It’s that time of year. You head home for the holidays, and run into some folks that never left. It...
“I’m callin’ Frankie, we’re deep fryin’ the fuckin’ turkey and that’s how it’s gonna be. PERIOD.”...
Apple cider, mulled wine, maybe a nice seasonal beer? Throw all that noise in the garbage. This Thanksgiving, we’re getting...
Believe it or not, my mom once stuffed our Thanksgiving turkey with White Castle sliders. I shit you not. When...
This is an absolutely ridiculous, obnoxious, over-the-top, device that serves no functional purpose other than making something that is relatively...
Apple pie is good. Pumpkin pie is better. Pumpkin pie Jell-O shots are best. But pumpkin (and apple) pie Jell-O...
Thanksgiving is right around the corner and that means only one thing…getting drunk with family. Devil’s Thanksgiving Fireball Jungle Juice...
Thanksgiving might just be my favorite holiday. It’s literally a holiday surrounded by good food, good drinks, family and football....