Woman Takes A Dart To The Foot In Idiotic Gender Reveal Fail

Gender reveals are pretty much out of control these days.

Some bozo with a baseball bat recently went viral when his girl struck him out on three soft-toss lobs, but hey, at least he didn’t end up in the emergency room. For one Houston-area woman, that was the case.

The plan was to have the mother-to-be throw a dart and her sister, Veronica Fernandez, was tasked with getting a good video. So where did she stand? Right behind the balloon…

“After convincing my sister and brother-in-law to let me and my family throw them a gender reveal, my brother-in-law agrees if it’s involving something cool, so we decided on real darts and a huge balloon. His idea, not mine. Long story short it’s reveal time so of course I want the best view of my sisters reaction and stand directly across. Never in my wildest dreams did I expect the dart to go straight through the balloon and into my foot. I look down because I feel a pinch and there it is sticking out of my foot. Maybe it was the adrenaline but I had no clue until I looked down. That’s when the panic sunk in and I’m not a needle person as it is so when I saw it I immediately think nerve damage or I’m going to bleed out (thank you ‘Greys Anatomy’). I refuse to let anyone touch it so someone calls 911 but the Fire Department says they can’t remove it so they send me to the ER.”

Wow…

Anywhere in the whole park… anywhere at all, and you stand right behind the thing she’s throwing a dart at… unbelievable.

I’m honestly pretty stunned at her lack of reaction in the video. You see the balloon explode and then watch as she picks her foot up, but other than that, there isn’t much of the freak out we were all hoping for. Well, until they tried to take the dart out…

But you know what else this kind of reminds em of?

Beer darts, AKA you new favorite drinking game. Click HERE to learn how to play.

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