If there’s one thing we know about quarantine it’s that alcohol consumption is wayyyy up while people “work” from home.
People are getting creative, inventing the in-home bar crawl, or new recipes like the White Claw & Vodka Slushie. It’s amazing what a few twelve drinks will do for the creative process.
That brings us to the next point – the beloved shower beer.
Post-workout midday showers beers are totally fine during quarantine and make you feel better about the future.
— Whiskey Riff (@WhiskeyRiff) April 23, 2020
The shower beer is something we all deserve during these times. It’s a little oasis within your home. A makeshift therapy session with yourself. It can now be done multiple times a day, thanks to quarantine. I highly suggest you take full advantage of this ability.
Look, I’m no scientist. I made that 985% number up based on personal experience, what friends are doing, and what is being said on Twitter. In fact, that number might be too low. The number is more accurately 11,221% but hey, like the news, I’ll just throw a bunch of confusing shit out there and let you decide on what the number actually is.
Do yourself a favor today, and every day left in quarantine. Partake in one of life’s great joys and mood enhancers. Kick it up a notch and smoke some weed before the shower beer and you’ll have yourself believing you’re in Cabo talking to fellow vacationers as a resort.
Now is the time to take those rookie shower beer numbers to Hall of Fame status.
Cheers to this nurse who most definitely deserves many shower beers. We all thank you.
12 hrs in the sweat suit..I fucking stink. Thinking of it as a sweat detox. I’m also getting very good a writing back to front on the window. My sign was for Snacks, A hug, a beer and a friend (I was lonely all day 😩).. anyone needs me I’ll be having a shower beer for an hour. pic.twitter.com/Y1i40wQ1RF
— The Peanut Gallery (@_shanmoho) April 15, 2020
Yes – that’s what is happening.
Is it just me or have shower beers been more common recently?
— Bud Light Seltzer (@budlight) April 15, 2020
I respect the behavior.
having A shower vodka and ginger cbd soda because a shower beer simply would not cut it this week. If no one minds..
— pinar (@pienar) April 10, 2020
True.
shower beers 10/10
— Sydnee MacPhail (@sydmacphail10) April 22, 2020
What the fuck kind of question is this.
Do y’all drink your beer in the shower with or without the water on?
— Veronica (@VeroCarriIlo) April 21, 2020
Definitely Top 3.
A shower beer is the best beer, change my mind. @BuschBeer #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/ncEiwLfDi8
— Pablo Matthews (@PabloMatthews34) April 17, 2020
Cheers, y’all.
Nothing like getting yelled at by your mom for having a shower beer
— Natural Light (@naturallight) April 18, 2020
