Every Year, This University Hosts Insane Beer-Drinking Relay Race That Draws 35,000 People

Where is this college and why the fuck didn’t I go here?

Oh, Denmark… so not only do they host raging beer relay races for their students at the end of the year, it’s free to go there. Hey America… take some fucking notes, will ya?

Anyways, Aarhus University in Denmark hosts an annual end-of-the-year party for their students called Kapsejladsen. I don’t know what that means, but it features an outrageous beer-chugging relay race where you have to paddle across a body of water, chug a beer, spin around 10 times and paddled back. It’s insane. Not to mention, 35,000 people come to watch every year.

Just 20 minutes ago a wrote an article about some idiots at a college in Long Island that were suspended for making their puppy do a keg stand, meanwhile over in Denmark, students are drinking at University-sanctioned events. Two completely different worlds. Apparently this year, the medical students won… I don’t why that matters, but it seems like everybody wants you to know that in Denmark.

Either way, I’m moving to Denmark. It’s no surprise that they’re the happiest people in the entire world. It all starts right here. I mean, imagine leaving college with absolutely no debt, actual job prospects and the idea of binge drinking isn’t a thing because beer is readily available all over campus? Oh, what a world that would be.

And finally, fuck DePaul University…. I went there and it sucks.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.