Comedian Bill Burr Jokes That Joe Biden & Donald Trump Could Die Before Next Election: “Get Someone Who Still Has Something To Live For”

Bill Burr
Jimmy Kimmel

We all know that standup comedians are known for having zero chill on stage, in the name of humor, of course.

With that being said, Bill Burr is at the top of the list when it comes to comedians who simply don’t give a sh*t, and that’s why he’s become one of the most beloved comedians in the country.

He recently made headlines over his wife throwing double birds at former President Donald Trump at UFC 295, and then he went viral again for his classic comments on sideline sports reporters amid Charissa Thompson’s wild confession.

And now, the guy is back at it again, making some more WILD comments while making an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

While sitting down with Kimmel, Burr said:

“Liberals are so f*cking stupid the way that they handled Trump. You should shut up! He’s a narcissist, neutral energy. No Trump.”

Kimmel then asked Burr if he thinks Trump is actually coming back to run again, and he responded:

“I think he was a one hit wonder, you know he wrote the twist, and that was it. He was on the casino circuit and you idiot liberals wrote him twist again when you indicted him. And now he’s a martyr, he’s coming back Jimmy! He’s coming back! It’s gonna be great for comedy! He’s coming back.”

He then went on to say that he can’t believe that the next presidential election will come down to Trump and Biden again:

“I really can’t believe these are our two choices, to try to figure out who I’m gonna put. I want somebody in their 40s, someone who is going to have to live with their decisions… With any luck they’ll both die of natural causes before the election, and maybe you can get someone who still has something to live for.”

Kimmel then hilariously responded:

“Wow… This year you’re not gonna get a visit from Santa, but you are gonna get a visit from the Secret Service.”

Once again, you gotta love Burr for the hilarious brutal honesty in this one. Hopefully, he won’t get the Secret Service knocking down his door…

You can check out the full conversation here:

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