Florida Man Tries To Fly With Women’s Panties On His Face… Gets Kicked Off And Banned From The Airline

Florida Man

Normally, I can’t stand assholes who try to make lives a living hell for flight attendants.

Ya know, the hardos that create a big scene on the plane and then start throwing punches when the other passengers get pissed off that he’s delaying the flight.

I mean c’mon, the flight process is already hell enough as it is, they ain’t gonna make an exception for you, but you’re gonna make a problem for everybody else? Just sit down, shut the fuck up, and get over it so we can all get on with our lives.

Or take a bus…

However, this is pretty damn funny (and most importantly, I wasn’t on the flight).

According to NBC 2, Adam Jenne of Cape Coral, Florida (go figure), raised eyebrows on Wednesday morning after he was seen wearing a red thong as a mask on a United Airlines flight from Fort Lauderdale, Florida to Washington D.C. He eventually got booted from the flight for the gesture.

C’mon, tell me that thought doesn’t make you laugh a little.

When asked by the news outlet why he did what he did, he responded:

“It’s all nonsense. COVID doesn’t know that we’re at cruising altitude. It’s stupid. The whole thing is theater.”

And in fact, this hasn’t been the first time:

“Every single flight has been met with different reactions from the flight crew. Some with a wild appreciation, others confrontational.”

Imagine just sitting down in your seat, and you look back and see a dude casually wearing a thong on his face?

Strange times we’re living in…. strange times.

United Airlines sent the following statement to the New York Post:

“The customer clearly wasn’t in compliance with the federal mask mandate and we appreciate that our team addressed the issue on the ground prior to the takeoff, avoiding any potential disruptions (in) the air.”

Even though he got kicked off, Jenne said he’s gonna try it again with a different airline:

“Hopefully, Spirit Airlines has a better sense of humor.”

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock