“Would you like drugs with that?”
Honestly, Florida stories just write themselves…
Florida is such a hotbed for the most “methed up” and hilarious stories, as I’m sure you already know, and this one might be my favorite.
According to Fox News, William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs of Ocala, Florida, were arrested after investigators raided their mobile home following reports of four drug overdoses in the area.
Ocala Police Capt. Steven Cuppy said they were able to determine that the heroin coming from McTrailer Park was laced with fentanyl:
“We were seeing some overdose incidents that were happening in this particular area, specifically at this particular location.
There were some heroin sales that were going on there. Subsequently, through the investigation, we were able to determine that product was laced with fentanyl.”
Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention.
The house had signs directing people where to drive, and even a sign that indicated whether the drive-thru was open or closed.
I mean, you gotta hand it to them…
Drug addicts aren’t exactly the kind of people you want coming in and out of your house all day. Dirty shoes on the carpet, stealing shit… a drive-thru not only sounds incredibly efficient, it’s safer for both you and your customer.
Kind of redefines the term “happy meal,” eh?
What a lovely couple…