A Look Back At The NFL Draft Hilariously Ruining Bachelorette Parties In Nashville

This year’s NFL Draft will be unlike any other before it due to COVID-19.

It’s going to be virtual and at-home for all teams, players, execs, etc. It kicks off this week with Round 1 starting on Thursday, April 23, at 7pm CST and goes through Saturday, April 25.

Hey, it’s sports, sorta. By the way, that Jordan documentary is a life-saver for Sunday nights.

Back to the draft. If you live in Nashville, or have been drinking in Nashville, you know how annoying the bachelorette/bachelor parties can get (and those fucking pedal taverns). Last year, the draft was hosted on Broadway and left a bunch of bachelorette parties shit out of luck with overrun bars and streets full of dudes in their home team jerseys.

It made national news, and made everyone laugh. Good times. Bars. Going places. Fun. I miss it.


“I don’t want to hang out with a bunch of football guys…I’m good.”

And NONE of them had any idea the draft was even happening…hahahahahahahaha.

“I found out three days ago and it made me want to cry.”

Relive it below.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock