Texas Hunting Ranch Torches Massive Pile Of Toilet Paper & People Are PISSED

A man holding a gun

These are the times we’re living in people…

Thanks to Coronavirus, panic buying, hoarding, and let’s be honest, a little bit of stupidity, we’re looking a national toilet paper shortage. (For real though, I’m down to my last roll and I can’t find a single roll anywhere… stay tuned for the official “I’m out of toilet paper, here’s what I’m wiping my ass with” blog.)

Anyways, moving on…

People are sick, people are scared, people are losing jobs… and while Hollywood is busy singing “Imagine” to try make everybody “feel better,” some folks down in Texas are doing other things to help lift spirits and boost morale… wait, I mean really PISS PEOPLE OFF.

The Ox Hunting Ranch, a Texas high-fence exotic hunting operation, shared a video to their Facebook page that has, unfortunately for them, garnered some viral attention. The guy in the video appears to chug a White Claw and then torch a massive pile of toilet paper with a flamethrower. Needless to say, people were PISSED.

They claim that most of the boxes were empty, and that they planned on donating money and toilet paper to those in need, but still, it’s just not a good look right now fellas. Not a good look at all….

And they’re HEARD it in the comment section.

“We genuinely considered looking at a hunt with you… this certainly changed that idea permanently.”

“This kinda sucks. While people are over reacting, there are elderly/others in need. So instead of loading up a trailer and helping out you decide to torch it?”

“I’ll never book my next hunting trip nor will I refer my customers to you. You’re gone off my list.”

“My guess is, if the virus doesn’t bankrupt you, this video probably will … suggest you hit the delete button.”

And it goes on and on and on and on like that….

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Posted by Ox Hunting Ranch on Saturday, March 21, 2020

They shared this follow-up post on Facebook, but at this point, the damage has already been done.

Maybe a “sorry, we fucked up” would’ve been the better move…

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock