A group of trees with lights

Do Christmas Texas Style This Year At The Beautiful San Antonio River Walk

White Christmas? Psh, Christmas in Texas is where it’s at.

Every year the famous San Antonio River Walk is adorned with over 100,000 Christmas lights, instantly transforming the place into a stunning holiday wonderland. Completely free to the public, the River Walk also offers a host of different events throughout the holiday season along with bars, restaurants, shops and more.

The festivities, including the lights, will run from Thanksgiving until January 13th, so you have plenty of time to get your ass down to Texas this winter.

I’ve never been myself, but just looking at the pictures, it sure beats the hell out of Christmas where I grew up. Just look at this place.

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

A beer bottle on a dock

STAY ENTERTAINED

A RIFF ON WHAT COUNTRY IS REALLY ABOUT

A beer bottle on a dock