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Blackout On A Budget This Holiday Season With Applebee’s $1 Merry Margaritas

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and to celebrate, Applebee’s is slinging $1 Merry Margaritas all month long.

Let’s face it, we’re smack dab in the middle of the holiday season and that means that most of us are going to spending time with our families at home. And that means we’re going to want to be drunk if we want to survive. Sorry mom…

And for many of us that will be heading back home to those small towns all across America, far away from urban civilization, the good news is that they still probably have an Applebee’s somewhere nearby. Where I grew up, Applebee’s was the only chain restaurant within 30 miles in any direction. Call it luck, call it divine intervention, but my parents happened to settle in a land where the only restaurant just so happens to be the one that will help you get fucked up for less than 10 bucks. It really is a Christmas miracle.

“You put in the time getting everyone else the perfect gift, but you deserve one too. Something low-stress. Something with a delicious blend of tequila, triple sec, pomegranate, and margarita mix. Something like the Merry Dollarita.”

God bless ’em.

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