October is officially here, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I’ve already gone crazy on the Oktoberfest beer. Not Sam Adams… I got one from Revolution Brewing in Chicago, and one from Bells, Half Acre, Founders, New Glarus, and my current favorite Spaten… for about two weeks a year, I’m an Oktoberfest whore.
But you know what I haven’t had?
Any of this pumpkin-flavored bullshit that’s been on the shelves for weeks already… and that includes pumpkin beer.
I’m good for maybe one pumpkin beer a season, just ONE, and the rest sit in my fridge until July.
Back in 2020, Bill stopped by Saturday Night Live to handle the hosting duties (the episode Morgan Wallen got booted from), and in addition to his hilarious “woke white women” monologue, he starred in a hilarious Sam Adams spoof about pumpkin-flavored beer in a Boston-area supermarket.
And he hit the nail right on fahkin’ head.
My God, Burr is a legend.
Honestly, companies should just hire SNL to produce all their Boston-area commercials.
They’re fahkin’ gold.
Bill Burr Calls Out Woke White People For Trying To Cancel John Wayne
Titled Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks, Bill most recent special is at it again, featuring him ranting of everything from feminisms to cancel culture, with his signature “angry dad” style of stand up comedy.
If you like standup comedy, a guy like Burr has to be at the top of the list, and if you don’t like standup, you’re inevitably one of the pissed off people he’s probably making fun of.
“You don’t sell any f*cking tickets. Nobody is going to women’s soccer games. You’re playing in a 20,000-seat arena, 1,500 people show up. That’s not a good night! The promoter lost his ass on that gig.
Nobody’s watching your sport and then you’re gonna come an get mad at men. They keep doing that sh*t. Why are you yelling at us? It’s not my job to give a f*ck about women’s soccer…”
He then talked about how people would rather watch the Kardashians, because they’re billionaires for doing absolutely nothing:
“Meanwhile, you look at the Kardashians… they’re making billions. You look at those Real Housewives shows, they’re making money hand over fist. Because that’s what women are watching and the money listens.
You don’t wanna watch this sh*t? They shoot it over there… drowning these whores in money, purses and shoes and botox, it’s just raining money.”
However, as more footage from the special has been released, his rant on women’s sports and the Kardashians might not have been the best part.
Burr also went on a tear about “woke white people” trying to cancel John Wayne, who has been dead for over 40 years.
He hilariously said:
“There was this kind of hilarious moment, like last year when they started to try and cancel, like, dead people. Remember that? All of a sudden, out of nowhere, like, John Wayne was trending.
I’m like ‘What, do they got some found footage? You gotta new movie coming out that maybe they shelved? Then all of a sudden it was all these stupid-ass ‘woke’ white people, right? ‘
Oh my God, did you see what John Wayne said in Playboy in 1971?’ This is a bunch of fuckin’ white people all up in arms about a dead white guy.
‘I can no longer tolerate this. I can no longer tolerate dead-for-45-years John Wayne, saying things in a magazine that doesn’t exist anymore. I am here for black people.’ These fuckin’ idiots.”