Police Discover Naked Man Tweaked Out On LSD & Covered In Feces Trapped Inside Construction Site For New Buffalo Bills Stadium

Buffalo Bills stadium
Buffalo Bills

Growing up in South Carolina my whole life, I thought I’d seen it all.

However, once I got this job here at Whiskey Riff, I quickly realized that I haven’t even come close to seeing it all. Seriously, it feels like every day my “seen it all” scale has been one upped with some batsh*t insane headline that sounds so outrageous, it can’t be real…

Just like this one.

According to the New York Post, police were called to the site of the new Buffalo Bills stadium that’s currently being built.

That’s when they discovered a 29-year-old naked dude covered in sh*t, who had jumped into a pit at the construction site.

Oh yeah, and he was tweaking out on a mixture of alcohol, LSD, cocaine, and marijuana.

I mean, you have to be on that kind of hard stuff to be able to scale the 10-foot fence that led to the pit he found himself in.

Erie County Sheriff John Garcia discussed the wild scene in a press conference yesterday:

“When you’re taking LSD, cocaine, and marijuana, you’re going to not read the signs. You’re not going to read anything.

You wouldn’t be in a porta potty jumping inside it, covering yourself with human excrement, you wouldn’t be doing that. This is a very isolated issue.

We always try to stay four, five plays ahead because our job is to try to prevent incidents like that to occur but when someone takes LSD, cocaine, and marijuana and they’re drinking, from running into traffic to scaling a 10-foot fence, we can’t prevent everything.”

The unidentified man was taken to the hospital to be treated for minor injuries.

Man, I would’ve loved to see these cops’ reactions once they saw this guy.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock