Somebody stop this man, for the love of God.
I can’t defend Russell Wilson anymore. I simply can’t.
Anybody with eyes knows that the now Denver Broncos quarterback has one of the corniest and most cringey personalities in not only the NFL, but maybe all of pro sports.
I used to be able to look past it, because I’ve always thought of Wilson as one of the good guys in the NFL, and has good intentions with everything he does.
However, after that God awful Subway commercial for his signature “Dangerwich” that resurfaced recently, where he literally sounds like a serial killer having a final conversation with one of his victims, I’m fully convinced that there just might be bodies buried in his backyard.
Just see for yourself, if you dare:
Russell Wilson & Subway 🤣
The original video was deleted from TikTok and Twitter pic.twitter.com/0sfQwb1ZnV
— Ben Cary (@Ben_Cary_) September 27, 2022
I hoped and prayed it would all stop there, but nope. The man is back at it again, and this one may be even worse than the last.
In this commercial, he’s literally dressed like a serial killer.
I’m talking about the black leather jacket, a beanie, and aviator sunglasses and gloves, everything that screams:
“I kill people.”
Once again, it sounds like he’s having another terrifying conversation with one of his victims, and now it’s officially official…
I’m no longer a Russell Wilson stan.
AND… his performance has been God-awful on the field this year. Maybe go back to working on football and stop doing these cheesy-ass commercials for the shittiest sandwich chain in America.
#Jets by a million pic.twitter.com/CQeLPoOevV
— Matt O'Leary (@MattOLearyNY) October 20, 2022
And of course, I’m not the only one who sees it…
I might have to stay away from Subway if this is what it does to your brain. https://t.co/QpJPtDPtUd
— Joe Begonis/DAO (@TheBegonis) October 20, 2022
Here comes the airplane alright
— Bobby Barr (@Agent_Barr16) October 20, 2022
It’s incredible he continues to find ways to be more cringe. Good on him
— nickrac (@nicholasracani1) October 20, 2022
— franklindrebbin (@franklindrebbin) October 20, 2022
Everyone is dunking on Russell Wilson, and rightfully so. But Subway and the creative agency that designed and signed off on these ads need to be charged with a crimepic.twitter.com/nPhYWQDTq0
— Joe Demski (@joehasdiabetes) October 20, 2022
whoever russell wilson’s managers are who cockblock his phone calls & texts with his fellow teammates should really be cockblocking these subway commercials. just sayin’ 🌯
— 𝚌ʀ𝕪𝚜; (@crystalscuor) October 20, 2022
You can't be serious!!!! @DangeRussWilson how corny can u be? this is just sad at this point feel bad for Broncos fans who got a qb who cares more about his sandwich than throwing down the middle of the field to open receivers https://t.co/DP1MmP5tVC
— Omar (@tR5yzTim5_49) October 20, 2022
I'm kinda starting to feel bad for Russell Wilson.
— Quincy Avery (@QuincyAvery) October 20, 2022
He's going to have the absolute dirt worst podcast once his playing career is over. https://t.co/mDCiDR7hYO
— Norse Code (@NorseCodeDN) October 20, 2022
This is a cry for help. https://t.co/hhq33cnXxP
— Fob Pelinka (@P_MATIC) October 20, 2022
Russell Wilson with a guy wide open in the endzone pic.twitter.com/7a0Jo3mXsO
— Annie Agar (@AnnieAgar) October 20, 2022
RUSSELL WILSON NEEDS TO STUFF THAT SANDWICH UP HIS ASS
— Josh 🧑🏾🎤 (@hawksucklol) October 18, 2022
I just shit my pants eating your #Dangerwich. Please make it worth it. Broncos plus the Over pic.twitter.com/5l35fcG4dN
— FBI LLC (@THE_FBI_LLC) October 17, 2022
Numbers don’t lie…
Russell Wilson Pre-Dangerwich
– 102 QB Rating
– 66% Win PctRussell Wilson Post-Dangerwich
– 83 QB Rating
– 33% Win PctFollow the 🥪💰#BroncosCountry pic.twitter.com/vkKzUDkvMi
— Mojo Markets (@mojo) October 20, 2022
And then just for fun… this one:
Russell Wilson: Let’s Ride
The Ride: pic.twitter.com/tLAsbzTHgD
— Dad? 🛵 (@cvyIII) October 19, 2022
