When you think of the average goat, you think of small, innocent creatures with small horns and some of the creepiest eyes you’ve ever seen.
Or maybe you think of those weirdos doing goat yoga in the park… right before they shuffle off to get a post workout pumpkin spice latte.
But nah… this one was made in a lab.
Okay, okay, mountain goats are typically bigger than your average goat you’d see on a farm, as they typically stand around 39 inches tall at the shoulder, and males can weigh up to 260 pounds.
But this guy right here, this is the goliath of mountain goats, or the Shawn Oakman of mountain goats, if you will…
Remember that guy?
Imagine cycling down a winding mountain road, enjoying the views and going only about 25 mph so you don’t send it off the side of a mountain, and then you come across this thing looking you dead in the eyes.
It’s unclear where this encounter happened, but it looks like Logan Pass in Glacier National Park, Montana.
That son of a gun looks bigger than a horse.
Climbing mountains all day, this big SOB does NOT skip leg day… or shoulder day, or chest day… or any of them.
I just think they needed this guy to be on that Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercial, instead of Cyrus the bull: