I’m fully convinced that Nashville after midnight is the first stage of Hell.
Mainly because everybody there is there for one reason and one reason only…
To get absolutely shitfaced hammered to the point where they forgot they heard “Wagon Wheel” and “Dixieland Delight” 427,000 times in one night and then went to Jason Aldean’s to dance to “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy).”
So naturally, with the combination of all three, there are gonna be a number of people who are piss drunk, pissed off, and ready for a fight.
In this video, we see a massive brawl break out outside of a bar on Broadway, with about six people involved.
Some gnarly windmill punches are thrown, people are getting thrown to the ground left and right, the obligatory woman in the cowboy hat in the background, and you’ve got sideshow Bob over here behind the camera yelling:
“GET HIM SOME MILK.”
It’s hard to tell if these people even know each other at all, or what the hell even started the fight to begin with.
However, the wildest part of the video comes near the end, when it appears everybody is getting worn out, and is just gently shoving each other until somebody taps out.
That’s when a dude comes flying in from out of the crowd, with absolutely zero involvement in the fight whatsoever, and sucker punches one dude back to 1956, knocking him unconscious for a few seconds before he finally wakes back up seeing stars.
I mean good Lord, you didn’t have to put the guy in a body bag for no reason.
Broadway in Nashville, man.
The best of times and the worst of times…