Martha Stewart Said She Wishes Her Friends Would Die So She Could Date Their Hot Husbands

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For all you women out there, hide ya husbands… or just try not to die, because Martha Stewart is on the prowl.

Although the 80-year-old is one of the most well-known businesswomen and media personalities in America, with her incredibly successful Martha Stewart Living magazine, it appears she’s ready for a little youthful fun.

And the fun?

She wants to fuck her friends’ “hot husbands.” But she wants her friends to die first though, so she can do it respectively without any guilt.

She told Chelsea Handler from Mediaite:

“I had two mad crushes in the last month, which is really good for me. But it turns out, you know, one of them is married to the mother of some friends of mine and I just… he’s so attractive.”

Handler said:

“You know, you can’t be a homewrecker.”

Stewart responded:

“No, I’m not. I’ve never been a home wrecker. I’ve tried really hard not to be. I’ve had the opportunity to be the home wrecker and I have not taken anybody up on it.

And that’s really where I meet men. They’re all married to friends of mine or something like that.’

Handler went on:

“Well, it’s very difficult because I think there are certain ages we go through where it’s very tempting because you wanna believe that, ‘Oh, maybe this relationship that they’re in is temporary.”

Stewart said:

“Or maybe they’ll die. I always think, ‘oh gosh, couldn’t that person just die.'”

Handler:

“The wife?”

Stewart:

“Yeah! Not… not painfully. Just die… But it, hasn’t worked out.”

SHEESH.

Ol’ Martha needs to be put in horny jail. In fact, she’s so horny she’d rather her friends die so she can mess around with the husband? Is that what I’m getting out of this?

Hey, I’ve never been 80-years-old, and I hope I make it to 80, so it’s hard for me to put myself in Martha’s shoes.

However, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see she’s wilding out here…

Although if you’re a dude in Martha’s circle… the Bat Signal is out there…

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