Love the passive aggressive dad energy going on here.
Back in 2016 (when I could still stomach Fireball), this Texas dad went viral when he found his 16-year-old daughter’s secret booze hidden in her bedroom. After saying he hopes she’s having fun on her trip to South Padre Island, he gets down to business.
“Hey, when you get home, I’d like to talk to you about this.”
[the big reveal]
“I don’t know if this is something that fell out of a sock, because it was in your sock drawer.”
[why was he in the sock drawer? anywho…]
“We heard a news report of people breaking into houses and hiding whiskey bottles. So if that’s the case, then we need to contact police.”
[DAD HAS JOKES.]
Finally he ends the 35 second video by saying “if you’ve got another explanation maybe you can explain it to us when you get home.”