Fresh off the announcement of one-night-only Comeback Tour at the iconic Ryman Auditorium, the pussy-eatin’, ass-kickin’ legend himself is back and better than ever with a new single, affectionately titled, “Fucked By A Country Boy.”
It’s quite the toe tapper if I do say so myself… here’s a little taste of the chorus:
“Have you ever been fucked fucked fucked by a country boy Rammed rammed rammed by a redneck Spread spread spread by an inbred Who’s kinda got your daddy’s voice? If you’ve never been licked by a hick with a hillbilly dick Or got a rash on your snatch from some trailer trash Then girl you need to get fucked by a country boy.”
I mean, that kind of poetry makes Bob Dylan, John Lennon, Hank Williams, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
And according to Wheeler, “Fucked By A Country Boy” is just the appetizer:
Make your reservations now. A whole fucking feast is coming April 15th.”
Titled Sex, Drugs and Country Music, the full album is set to drop on April 15th.