Ol’ Wheeler is BACK.
The Wheeler Walker Jr. 2022 comeback tour is a one-night-only event at none other than the Mother Church of Country Music…. the Ryman Auditorium. That’s right people, the country music king of eatin’ pussy and kickin’ ass is taking all your asses to church.
And according to Wheeler himself, the concert is likely to get him canceled:
“I’m gonna get canceled so fucking fast, I’ll make Morgan Wallen look like fucking Adele. Come on down… let’s get my fucking ass canceled, let’s have a fucking party at the goddamn Ryman, alright.
These tickets are gonna go faster than Garth Brooks running towards the buffet at Golden Corral so get your tickets now motherfucker.”
I mean, how can you turn it down after that kind of intro?
And what’s more, the very talented Joshua Ray Walker (no relation) is going to be opening the show. Tickets go on sale Friday, December 10 at 10 AM.
April 14th… the Ryman Auditorium… Nashville, Tennessee… in the words of Wheeler Walker Jr. “be there… of fuck you.”
“Also, I heard that Florida Georgia Line might be breaking up so man, next year is gonna be fucking awesome.”
One of a kind…
“Fuck You Bitch”