Dog The Bounty Hunter Calls For Brian Laundrie To Turn Himself In: “For Once In Your Life, Be A Man”

Dog the bounty hunter

Ohhhh shoot, ol’ Dog the Bounty Hunter is about on his final straw.

There ain’t many worse ways to get under a dude’s skin than by calling out his manhood. Seriously, if you’re in a bar and somebody disrespects your manhood, the testosterone level is gonna start to bounce through the roof, hot heads will take over, and pretty soon, there’s a barstool coming for your head.

Duane Chapman, AKA Dog the Bounty Hunter, has been hot on the trail for Brian Laundrie for quite some time now, and although he’s received a ton of tips on his TELLDOG hotline, he still hasn’t had any luck on the Gabby Petito murder suspect’s whereabouts.

So, what method is Dog resorting to now? Of course, calling out the manhood.

In a video shared with The Sun, Dog sent a stark message to Laundrie:

“Let me have you, Brian. What did you do? You’re living it every night, aren’t you, boy?

Turn yourself in Brian. For once in your life, be a man.”

Although Dog has been on the hunt for a hot minute now, it appears that his efforts haven’t really been appreciated by law enforcement over time.

First off, there has been a lot of speculation that the man is simply on the hunt because he’s working his way back to relevance again, and Laundrie’s family lawyer called him out on it.

According to the New York Post, the COO of MG Security Services and former NYPD detective chief Kevin Harrington has even noted that Dog is not respected by actual members of police forces across the nation.

“Nobody in real law enforcement respects people in fake law enforcement.”

In fact, Matthew Young, a former FBI agent also agrees, and thinks that Dog is detrimental to the search:

“He sounds like he’s going out there trying to dig around for information that could, at times, sabotage what law enforcement is doing… Often, it’s not helpful to law enforcement techniques and operations.”

Needless to say, people are iffy about Dog’s efforts.

However, if Dog somehow pulls one out of his ass and finds Laundrie, he’ll be the one with the last laugh.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock