Brian Laundrie’s Family Attorney Calls Dog The Bounty Hunter And John Walsh “Dusty Relics” With “Publicity Hungry Egos”

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When you have Dog the Bounty Hunter AND John Walsh on the hunt for you, you know you’re in some deep sh*t.

John Walsh, of course, is the former creator and host of America’s Most Wanted, and he’s been deeply invested in the murder of Gabby Petito, especially after his own son was murdered back in 1981.

And Dog the Bounty Hunter has been engaged in a high-publicity search of his own down in Florida for Laundrie, who has a warrant out for his arrest for using his murdered finacée’s debit card after her death and is suspected of being involved in her killing.

Just imagine being Brian Laundrie. He’s the world’s largest scumbag at the moment, and just about everybody is out for his head while he’s on the run.

So naturally, Laundrie’s family is going to try their best to turn the attention away from their sh*tbag son, and point fingers at Dog and Walsh.

That’s exactly what we’re seeing right now, as Laundrie’s family attorney is ripping into the two celebrities, claiming that they’re only putting themselves in the search for the attention.

This is what Steven Bertolino, the Laundrie family attorney, told TMZ:

“Dusty relics like that Dog and John Walsh need a tragic situation like this so they can clear the cobwebs off their names and give their publicity hungry egos some food.”

Yikes.

This is like arguing with your archenemy at the lunch table in school, and losing the argument so your only comeback is:

“You’re ugly.”

Or something like that.

I mean really, who cares what Dog and Walsh’s intentions are for the search? They’re looking for your client (who has a warrant out for his arrest by the way) and are doing whatever they can so justice is served.

Nice try though.

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